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STUDY: Phone At 17% Will Totally Last The Night
San Diego, CA - Researchers at the University of California San Diego published findings Thursday showing that local hostess Angela Howell’s Iphone, currently at...
Trump Shows Off New Fidget Spinner In Meeting With Trudeau
Washington D.C. - During an Oval Office meeting with the Canadian Prime Minister Wednesday morning, President Trump enthusiastically showed off his new red, white,...
Giuliani: President’s Self-Pardon Power Has Absolutely Nothing To Do With Him Having Murdered Melania
Washington D.C. - Continuing his whirlwind media tour, President Trump's counsel Rudy Giuliani told ABC News Tuesday that the President "probably" has the power...
President Denounces Hate On All Sides Of Hate Crime
Bedminster, NJ - With golf course flags at half-mast, the President of the United States unequivocally denounced the barbarous violence perpetrated by all sides...
Unattractive Woman With HBO Always Seems To Get Laid On Sunday Night
Amherst, NY - Local grad student Naureen Nayak, a homely young woman in possession of her parents' HBO Go password, has been inexplicably laid...
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