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After much speculation, The United States of America has officially come out as an Authoritarian Kleptocracy. In an interview with ABC News' Diane Sawyer...
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In an apparent effort to appease unhappy iPhone users off-put by some of the more draconian clauses hidden in the most recent update of...
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