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Stan Lee Expected To Make Annoying Cameo At Own Funeral
Nerds across the Nation were left reeling Monday on news of the death of Marvel Comics legend Stan Lee. The brokenhearted legion of mom's...
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Thousand Oaks, CA - Your Facebook friend, James, was in shock early Thursday morning after learning that a tragic mass shooting happened the previous...
Body Image Advocacy Group Demands Church Provide More “Realistic” Depictions of Christ
Vatican City - Members of Christian body image advocacy organization Christians for a Realistic Appearing Messiah (“CRAM”) have been picketing outside the Vatican since...
The New Yorker Sues Make-A-Wish Foundation Over Guarantee Andy Borowitz Had 3 Months To...
New York, NY - Attorneys for The New Yorker magazine filed suit Monday against Make-A-Wish Foundation, alleging the charitable organization falsely promised in 2012...
ISIS Addresses Declining Martyr Recruitment By Upping Reward From 72 to 94 Virgins
In an unexpected and possibly desperate move, ISIS announced Wednesday that it is increasing its standard offer of 72 post-martyrdom virgins to a whopping...
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